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« Reply #1620 on: Dec 10th, 2011, 01:22am »

The Lake Tahoe Tree People Music Productions
In Conjucnction With Drone Enterprises Now Brng you
Light My Christmas with the Doors!
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Put that Bong down now and Get it in time for Christmas !

How Can Anybody forget that line..mother..thanx for the socks. grin
I'm sending courtesy copies to Mufon, Biedny, and all the Touted experts, who missed this pie in your face, and dismissed it on TV , sounding all important along with the clowns on the other side of the argument., as if it could be anyones guess..I don't think so..one would think it was a case of look..but don't look too hard....
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« Reply #1621 on: Dec 10th, 2011, 11:32pm »

Would you rather I use jingle bells or was Jim Morrison ok?
Should I include Qwanza and the other celebrations..let me know Ill try to pick appropriate pix ..but hard to beat the Tahoe Community choir in trees : : shocked
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« Reply #1622 on: Dec 11th, 2011, 1:49pm »

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From Bitepower.com if ya loves yer salty dogs

Argggh mate. Listen to ye self..There's only one thing ye has to fear lad..Did ye forget? Tisnt Fear mate, Tisnt thems Flyin Dutchmans, Tisnt lyin Sirens leadin ye to bottom of the ocean t'Davy Jones locker.. handcuffed to a boobytrapped n empty treasure box....nayyyy! Its the IRS. Like the last Jumper whats err his name Isaacs,,RIP..
Yes Mate The IRS..meanest lot of thieves ever scoured the seven seas... They seeez you kin make a site faster than the Devil can spell Sin. Then they knows you be not that daft and can hold a booty full of jobs. Gainful employment the' be callin it..brrrrrr meh shudders at the thought.. Then they be obliged to cut off ye olde cheque..no small booty....meh thinks..why any pirate more than a day at sea learns that fast matey..Threatenin meh jobs and scuttlin the whole fleet here.. as part of fun where e' not invited except to bend olde elbows at the pub...bit too much mate.
Ye bin more than agentlemanly meh thinks Double, and He thinks us wiggly and dainty..it's not us rumps be jumpin overboard..we made of better stuff than that.. Lots poor souls roam thes halls may need help,, but meh and meh salty dogs don't think it be us...Free men we be..free men we stay!.Arrrgh We rig our sails and set course maybez we kin catch the Queen Google, and all her rich pansies unawares..lots we kan do still. When the Sirens come back..to lead us astray..just put a tad of cloth and whale blubber in the ears....so we don't hear em....
arrrgh!
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« Reply #1624 on: Dec 11th, 2011, 4:10pm »

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That reminds me so much of the Pablum predigested oatmeal and the I want my Maypo commercials..precious!
You know..I here a lot of anecdotal evidence its true..
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In Fact..I've heard many swear by it

SC from SC]beats tunafish on a slice of wonderbread" anytime"
Tuk from Uk If your going to push the impossible with a straight face I can't think of anything else to start the day with"
BJ from UCB why..when you see the steam rising from a bowl of that.. ..you know it's a taste you'll never forget
LMH from Nevada I started way early before it was popular..and people swear I don't look a day over 75!
AB from C2C This stuff sells better than our hand cranked radios and survival food.. Too bad I can't get it here in the Phillipines.
GN from c2c..after 2012..you won't be able to find any so stock up now..
Isaac from Fortunecity if you see a disheveled physicist running the streets of Bagdad..you know he's looking for a bowl of that
Ed from Boise Out of curiosity I gave my prize horse some instead of the the usual hay for a week.., and won the Kentucky Derby..The entire stable won't touch anything else.
Lucy P from uk..This Drone pablum comes from only the best verified crop circles around the globe. If you care about your little ones..this is the way to go.
Judge Judy Detroit One bowl of this in the am and I cut my caseload in half..
Whitley S. My wife insited I try some and now I have twice the visions I had before, and book sales went through the roof!
Dr. Wilden from De Our patients underwent a regime of pure Drone Cereal and the number of Lobotomies was cut in half, Electroshock therapy by 2/3..and we sit in circles singing instead ..this is a miracle!
Ret. Adm D. Naught. During the War in the Pacific..Our Japanese Pows couldn't believe how advanced we were when we gave them a bowl of this instead of rice.

WOW .. Thanx Kat you sold me.. ..I can't wait to try the new instant version for Hustle and Bustle guys like me ! Just how kewl is that! grin shocked



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« Reply #1625 on: Dec 13th, 2011, 4:30pm »

I swear we better get a good bonus for this overtime performance or I'm lodging a complaint with the actors guild. You don't wanna mess with them. Ask Josh.. Marvin we pay to the same chapter..I heard some haven't been paid in a month, and some were told not to deposit their check to soon. Sounds like Cameron all over again, wife still hasn't collected her share yet....what the hey.
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« Reply #1626 on: Dec 14th, 2011, 2:56pm »

@Lev
Errrr... I'm Sicilian/Lebanese.... Blonde ! Blonde!! rolleyes huh

And I'm not "anti" anything.. for crying out loud can't anyone walk in the middle in peace anymore? It's bad enough I've got your doppleganger trying to draw blood every chance he can... his fangs are getting ridiculous now.. 2.5 years and you would think he would stop growing....

Anyway.. back to the point!! Blonde huh !!!
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« Reply #1627 on: Dec 14th, 2011, 7:33pm »

on Dec 14th, 2011, 2:56pm, tomi01uk wrote:
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Errrr... I'm Sicilian/Lebanese.... Blonde ! Blonde!! rolleyes huh

And I'm not "anti" anything.. for crying out loud can't anyone walk in the middle in peace anymore? It's bad enough I've got your doppleganger trying to draw blood every chance he can... his fangs are getting ridiculous now.. 2.5 years and you would think he would stop growing....

Anyway.. back to the point!! Blonde huh !!!



Sicilian/Lebanese and you're BLONDEhuh?? Holy Crap Batman!!!! Someone in your past must have been fooling around with a Swede somewhere in your heritage!!! (just kidding) I could not help myself!!

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« Reply #1628 on: Dec 14th, 2011, 9:21pm »

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An Alleged scene from Aliens n Cowboys Storyboard, cut
after screeing protests by the producers , recovering Gamblers themselves. cool
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« Reply #1629 on: Dec 14th, 2011, 10:41pm »

on Dec 14th, 2011, 7:33pm, LoneGunMan wrote:
Sicilian/Lebanese and you're BLONDEhuh?? Holy Crap Batman!!!! Someone in your past must have been fooling around with a Swede somewhere in your heritage!!! (just kidding) I could not help myself!!

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I'm so not blonde.. but Lev likes to think so I guess ;
He made Sidd look quite nice though cool

And Felix .. !
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« Reply #1630 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 02:46am »

Who are you talking to Tommi..levs not here..Sids not here..are you hearing voices? grin
I'm so not blonde.. but Lev likes to think so I guess ;
He made Sidd look quite nice though

And Felix .. !

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« Reply #1631 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 2:07pm »

@Lev

Add some brown hair and a touch of Mata Hari for good measure.. harharhar !
I try to be on genuine friendly (or neutral) terms with everyone .. and walk in the middle..
that's what got me into this mess to begin with grin.

Esp since I'm raising your Doppleganger and what a finicky eater he is .. "must have blood.. human blood.."
And the best cat food of course...

edit to add: He is the only cat I've ever had in my life I had to take a medical insurance plan out on.. He is either the dumbest or the smartest cat in the world.. Nobody can decide.. Not true exactly...
He is smart, very smart.. in a way that makes you think.. WTF was he thinking !!??

Regarding you Leviathan ! kiss
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Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
As the images unwind
Like the circles that you find
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« Reply #1632 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 4:34pm »

Maybe you can get Boris to finance a movie with Isaac working in a pc repair shop, just a front for the MIB, under command by Felix the cat, who is really an alien reptoid in disguisewho commands Isaac to lure customers to the shop so Felix can lick then to death, a very slow and excruciationg process. Isaac remembers nothing afterwards..but no..that was like little shop of horrors.Sorry. Taken already. Vampire movies glutting market too anyway..
Business must be slow over their Tommi. Any other ideas? May fresh air will help him., inside cats get manic after a while..not a good thing.. We can help you here and there..if we can... Trust us. grin
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« Reply #1633 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 5:21pm »

He's not just an inside cat. He goes out in the back garden over the back wall (which used to be part of where the horses were kept.. and over to a pub!
Just waltzes in... like he owns the place..
He's got a small tabby girl cat who has a crush on him too.. the neighbors talk about it.. smiley

Yes, actually business is slow right now.. sad
But this is what I'm doing right now.. and its a first and a challenge:



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« Reply #1634 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 6:13pm »

Now that was well done Tommi.. Things are slow here too..but picking up incrementally. Macs..those are real cult fanatics..their shops do motivational mantras every morning..AW can't touch them as far as brand loyalty..very ingrained here..That piece up there you did could have gone in the drone art thread , has an introspective quality about it nice... cool
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