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« Reply #1980 on: May 19th, 2012, 3:51pm »

on May 19th, 2012, 3:24pm, Sys_Config wrote:
Its a hoax, but a REAL hoax. important to maintain that distinction, as the issue of mental illness just cropped up, on another thread, and we have to be sensitive to religious beliefs and assorted ideations. But if you saw any, we have a team of counselors you just may want to pm, with several therapies to avail onself of. The inhouse staff here is trained in SOAP, that are pretty darn good. This thread in conjucnction with prozack as a regimen has done wonders, for the Non Drug intervention, we have DrGort, his shock therapy had more than a fair to middlin success, and is being looked at all around the country.
Very promising!...then we have Dr Klat, who has a back to nature approach with visuals that sooth a.ny savage beast, and hepls our visitors relax and retrace potential traumatic events, the slow move foward, replace them with healing thoughts, to regain balance, or in the least some level of functionality.
Then Dr. Luvey, Prof. Emeritus, Univ. of Zealand, has aroma therapy, healing herbs, color therapy, massage therapy, and is so good we undertake it ourselves, the cost is very reasonable. Dr. Dil, who verifies eligibilty, and assures records integrity and patient confidentiality and accountability, something neglected in this area.!. Dr. Felto, who exposes Quackery, most invaluable, in NO small way, with a series of proven Rorshash testing, second to none in the field..Dr. Marvin, who has an opposite therapy of taking one foward to the absurd conclusions of any, repeat, any ideation. very controversial, yet most effective, if I say so myself.
Frankly Dr Wu,There is no shortage of help for any client who graces our thread, or wing of the asylum, though we cant' say the same for the promoters of these staged events, who no more believe in drones or ufos, as such, than you might believe in a month of Sundays. They get the Royal treatment. grin


You know ..that aroma and massage therapy sounds pretty good. How much does Dr Luvey charge and does he make house calls?


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« Reply #1981 on: May 19th, 2012, 4:03pm »

Pm Dr Luvey, and say I sent you, and you will find the rates are phenomenally affordable. plus as a Dr you get a discount. the papaya oil is miraculous. Ya know, , this has the potential of a franchise, small retreats just for Drs, to get pampered. But I digress. right now We are interviewing for Dr of psychic surgery to remove alien implants, and the usual hangnail, corn and callous, thereby remove phobias of being tracked or watched. This is bleeding edge stuff. shocked
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« Reply #1982 on: May 19th, 2012, 7:51pm »

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« Reply #1983 on: May 19th, 2012, 8:25pm »

Dr katter, welcome back from that time jump, we had gotten concerned, and you just confirmed our fears. This is our worst nightmare. Gentlemen, if that is historically accurate, and i have no reason for disputing it, the ink is fresh and wet, and the stamp is a signature piece for that era, then we have been dealing with the worst kind of hoax, a counterfeit hoax, analagous to the scan of a scan of a scan of a scan and passed off to us, and an unsuspecting public, as an original Hoax. God help us., these are some dastardly cunnivers.cry

PS Great work Katter, say..i just saw Battleship, it was a lot better than Battle for LA, and fun to watch

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« Reply #1984 on: May 21st, 2012, 9:49pm »

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I then recieved by seperate means which I cannot disclose, as people's safety are at risk, the following.


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As best i can translate traditional, my as expertise is in a varient of Mandarin. But I will try my best.
Dear sys config
rubix drone rotor events cancelled . Explosion at last event ..make big hole in wall then mountain..Player haiyang activate rotor. Crackle noise boom..State security close off area all players taken in for question. Police send in team of elite hackers to study rotor inside the building. All rotors everywhere confiscate.
Spread word like big Buzz . They knock my door.
No time for more
terminate process
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I responded that looking at tthe foto his people have nothing to fear. If the leaders of the group, as the one in light blue, is any indication.. then there is nothing to worry about. We can work with folx like that grin, the second must be studying what looks clearly like ( by golly!), the Nordic alien of the Marilyn Monroe or marlene Dietrich genre., so we are definetly home free! thats 1000 less programmers looking at our real stuff.

speaking of real stuff. Katter i wanna set of those glasses : grin
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« Reply #1985 on: May 22nd, 2012, 12:53am »

So sorry. You must be a Ummite to get a pair of the glasses. grin

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« Reply #1986 on: May 22nd, 2012, 01:30am »

OMG The Ummites, they make the DRT look like ....those boring methodists !.That would make the latter like a subcult or something, perhaps we can apply set theory to evolution of these groups, .thanx for bringing the Hi on the drones..out...I always thought Hi was a lot more credible than We come in peace., and leaves a lot of space for additional advertising..imo very humble o, of course.
Looks like SA is the drones last hope. balloons and blimps are all the rage down there.
Now that you said that..I dare not look thru those lens shocked.

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« Reply #1987 on: May 22nd, 2012, 12:04pm »

In my unbiased opinion, Klat, Its old news. If it wasn't such an open secret I'd give it even odds its a real imitation, an original copy. This may result in the larger half of everyone here clearly confused However, It's almost impossible to act naturally in these settings, and if we were alone together, i'd have some pretty ugly things, WOA forgive me, (im working for those glasses from Katter you know) to say about the mess.
Therefore the Oxymoron is as good as oxyclean for my purposes. grin
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« Reply #1988 on: Jun 9th, 2012, 8:02pm »

[quote author=Marvin link=board=drone&num=1258745506&start=7#0 date=1258745808]…beep, beep, beep, beep… beep, beeeeppp…


News footage reportedly on “trash can” saucers crashing into a crowd of people (in a reportedly botched alien abduction attempt):




…beep, beep, beep, beep… beep, beeeeppp…


[/quotehi whats up everyone judgement back aboard. grin
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« Reply #1989 on: Jun 9th, 2012, 10:14pm »

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hi you guy s you know me i type to my best thoughts and they are real,i have seen ships in albany ga baltimore south carolina sarosota fl just about every where i have been for the last three and a half years.just to drop that on you guys.oh friend scientist you know whom im talking to i have an new email a touch screen cuputor with built in wifi i dont have to pay any bills i would like to use my senior name if you can help judgement.thanks in advance old pal. cool cool mind your mind for the jewels of your soul.[/color]
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« Reply #1990 on: Jun 10th, 2012, 3:55pm »

Did i understand, pay no bills? lol. judgement satin..tell us..we have been waiting to hear how this is done, longer than the search for the cloaked ships. and antigravity, the fountain of youth, and oltissis.
i think the people who did that had to get real jobs, and gone now. and trust me, jobs are real, whether we see them or not, and should be approached only as a last resort.Pleese..tell us the secret, I'm afraid my jewels don't command any price now, no carats, so I cannot pawn them, and the bills are knocking on my door, louder than the police.
Please tell us how this possible.. shocked
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« Reply #1991 on: Jun 10th, 2012, 5:38pm »

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Did i understand, pay no bills? lol. judgement satin..tell us..we have been waiting to hear how this is done, longer than the search for the cloaked ships. and antigravity, the fountain of youth, and oltissis.
i think the people who did that had to get real jobs, and gone now. and trust me, jobs are real, whether we see them or not, and should be approached only as a last resort.Pleese..tell us the secret, I'm afraid my jewels don't command any price now, no carats, so I cannot pawn them, and the bills are knocking on my door, louder than the police.
Please tell us how this possible.. shocked
i mint dont pay no bills on the internet.i droped comcast xfinity and been geting free internet for a mont lol.
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« Reply #1992 on: Jun 10th, 2012, 5:42pm »

hi whats up all.where is my friend dr dil.how has every one been doing fine i whish. grin grin grin grin grin
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« Reply #1993 on: Jun 10th, 2012, 6:07pm »

on Jun 10th, 2012, 5:38pm, satin wrote:
i mint dont pay no bills on the internet.i droped comcast xfinity and been geting free internet for a mont lol.


Ahhh...now I understand you..Lol i used to drive up and down the street, with meh wifi lap, along with meh dog Sparky, rip. cry
every time Sparky barked, woof. woof, tail wagging, I would glance at the connection and sure enough a solid excellent connection! I have a cat now, totally useless. I am working on getting one like this to help me catch a drone.
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Dr Dil is fine last i saw and still working in his garden, with his chainsaw weeding hoaxes. grin
Drop him a line at ufo-blog.com or dronehoax.com
take care mate
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« Reply #1994 on: Jun 10th, 2012, 8:21pm »

thank you and good luck it catching a drone say to dr dil glance up evey now and then he mite miss a drone while his head is down gardenning
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