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« Reply #540 on: Oct 6th, 2010, 10:07am »

LOL... Gotta hand it to you all the time Kat.. that was great yet again!

The Sweet Georgia limited edition...

Lev you should be proud ! Or something... tongue grin
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xx Re: The strange trip through Dronedom (humor)
« Reply #541 on: Oct 6th, 2010, 12:55pm »

on Oct 5th, 2010, 3:42pm, Icarus99 wrote:
To some degree you are right, but who does not have a disguise.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoops, sorry..did you say something? shocked
Oh sheep and wolves..and herders..
wolves travel in packs, rarely ever alone, unless their pack has been killed by another pack or other intervening event.. I assume you consider yourself a lone wolf..a wily wolf..
were you the leader in your pack aka Alpha, or the beta..If Beta..whos Beta were you?
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Just Joking, Just What status did you actually have?
You have my condolences on the loss of your pack. cry
But brave front..you are a very funny and gentle wolf smiley
I remember Ferdinand the Bull, did not like the ring, like to read under a tree near flowers.. I don't like the ring either .Maybe you are like Ferdinand , I liked him too..lots of animals on a farm..besides sheep.
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« Reply #542 on: Oct 6th, 2010, 2:21pm »

I was cutting up colorful flyer left by a group of Local Dronees that canvass the area for recruits, and especially funds.. much Like the Jehovah' witnesses, Mormons, and even scientologists, I hear. It's much like Halloween is everday for them as they are always trying to scare you with doomsday, and put the screws to one for a donation. Fortunately I was broke that day, and asked them if I could read some Dr.Seuss to them, at which point they politely excused themselves and left. (Well...Fiddle dee dee Excuuuuse me!)
So I pieced it together as as legibly and best I could..I really went to town with those scissors before I caught myself. perhaps there is something of significance,
But I think they may have something this time.
Hold on someone is knocking at my door..I have to step away from the Keyboard for a moment...(sys walks over to the window peeks out the corner of the window blinds)..)
Drat its the Tree people!.angry.you know the ones that talk to birds, clouds, hug trees, and shrubbery..I'm afraid to even mow my lawn..much less trim the hedges..
These are harder to get rid than than the others.. Be back later.


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« Reply #543 on: Oct 6th, 2010, 3:10pm »

Masterpiece sys grin
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« Reply #544 on: Oct 6th, 2010, 4:03pm »

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Classic Sys! WWID grin grin
You are deadly with a pair of scissors!

The man is famous and his influence is boundless.

"Isaac says stand on your head."
"Isaac says touch your toes."
"Isaac says hop on one foot."
"Isaac says believe my story."

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xx Re: The strange trip through Dronedom (humor)
« Reply #545 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 06:50am »

The following I did not make up. It is word for word what Mr. Ted posted on DRT today. Maybe someone can clean it up. It deserves a home in this thread.
Of course this could be some master plan or Ted has now been erased or will be shortly. Nah, silly me. laugh laugh laugh laugh

Respectfully,

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Re: Ted Connors - Alabama
« Reply #139 on: Today at 03:18:53 am »
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The “ANSWER”!! It was right there all the time!!
(1)
For the last 3 ½ years I have been searching for the answer to the EXISTANCE, the ORIGIN, and the PURPOSE of the Drone Craft I encountered. I have pondered, wondered, and worried over this phenomenon since my sighting, I have researched, networked and discussed this event over and over with no real answers. A few days ago I decided to take a simple and direct approach. To return to the exact location of my experience at the same time of the morning and see if anything would happen. This morning 10/06/2010 at 05:15, I returned to the site. The following is a detailed report of what happened.

At 05:15 this morning I returned to the site of my experience with the Drone Craft in 2007. I sat near the location of where the tree had been during my original sighting. The tree is no longer there as it fell during a storm in the summer of 2010. The stump was removed a week after the tree fell. As I sat there, I began to verbally ask the following questions. “ I HAVE RETURNED, ARE YOU HERE? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE? WHERE ARE YOU FROM? IS THE DRONE YOURS OR OURS? CAN YOU GIVE ME ANSWERS?
There was no immediate response. I sat for a few minutes longer. I decided to get up and leave. As I began to rise, I felt a surge of what felt like electrical current surge through every part of my body. At the same instant I received what I can only describe as a telepathic message clear and explicit with the following message. (Quoted)
“WE ARE OF OLTISSIS”. “ “ THE 23rd PLANET IN OUR SYSTEM” “ THE VESSEL IS OF OUR ORIGIN” “WHAT DO YOU SEEK” ?
My reply was tell me all you can so I can understand.

(Okay, at this point I am totally freaked out!!!!)
The information begins to roll into my thoughts as if it is being downloaded from a computer.
Here is everything I remember given in telepathic message.

The Vessel is an information probe that enables us to understand your environment. Our native environment is unlike yours, so we wish to learn so that we might be able to function in your environment. We are able to create a TEAR in what you perceive as Time and Space in order to travel great distances for our research. We repair the tear when we return to our own planet.

Our Planet is smaller than EARTH and has 4 of your MOONS. Two of these moons we inhabit. One of these is for QUARENTINE of those of our world who are ill or injured. It is necessary that those be separated from the rest of our world until healed. The other MOON is for production of the CRYSTALS that provide our power and propulsion for our vessels. The Production of the CRYSTALS is a highly volatile and dangerous procedure that could harm our environment.

Your worlds interpretation of what you call TIME & SPACE is incorrect. ALL is INFINATE.

The VESSEL creates communications points at the locations where we make contact with your species . These communication points remain open until such time as the contact returns to initiate contact with us. After this contact it is closed.

At the given time, we will initiate contact with your species. There is much to prepare before any contact with your world. We have observed your world evolve and there is still much that could be harmful to our world through contact with your world. Your world could not understand our physical or mental forms at this time, or the means by which we are able to traverse “ETHOS”.

The “ANSWER”
(2)

Our Traverse's are possible due to the absence of what your world is limited to by the presence of a Physical form. Our existence is of the PROCESS and not the FORM.

Some of our species have been lost during our research and their PROCESS ended due to interaction with your world. Your world is warned to respect, protect, and nourish the PROCESS.

We value all PROCESS of our species and find it the most important element of existence.

We have watched you and researched your worlds attempts to traverse “ETHOS”

We have many different VESSELS designed for specific research of the worlds of our research.

We find your world interesting for the structure of so many elements.
Our world is devoid of these elements as they are not necessary for the existence of our PROCESS.

Our VESSELS travel at will and initiate contact with yours and other species as needed for our research.

Your world in it's infancy is of “ETHOS”
“WE ARE OLTISSIS OF ETHOS”

(End of message)



The ANSWER I have pursued has been given.
I could not ask for more.

Ted Connors
10/06/2010

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« Reply #546 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 07:40am »

Now this is funny really funny. LOLAUIMD
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« Reply #547 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 08:00am »

Icarus, increasingly it has become more complex trying to understand you.... would you please tell me what the MD stands for ... I'm running out of guesses here..
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« Reply #548 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 08:33am »

Finally the DRT has a winner. The inevitable next step in the Drone Saga, a personal contact, Ted. Names are given equal to any B movie ever made. This is the real killer of the Drone event not humor and one I have long expected. The Drones have made contact! LOLFS
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« Reply #549 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 09:57am »

Don't be so quick to try and sweep it under the rug.

" It ain't over 'til it's over "
- Yogi Berra

This must have really shaken Ted. He's capping more of his "i's" for some reason. grin rolleyes
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« Reply #550 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 1:36pm »

Ladies and Gentlemen and all species in between..
There is no doubt whatsoever in my mind that Ted is wearing one of those bracelets. We will be at a severe disadvantage sorting through this matter.

The twenty-third planet is a world of words -
Words fly round like bats
Except this and that (they graze in herds)
And “oi!” which jumps out of a hat.
There’s strange words like “PLOOO!” and rude words too
And scary words like “BO!”
And “BIFF!” and “POW!” make you go “OW!”
But you just can’t see the word “No.”
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FROM WILD IMAGININGS


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Pluto and Dwarf Planets - The Rise and Fall of Pluto - Bob ...
This means that after their discoveries, Neptune was actually considered to be the twenty-third planet in the Solar System! The problem though was that many of ...
www.bobthealien.co.uk/plutodown.htm - Cached


We have more Bobs than a Halloween Apple-Bobbing contest.cheesy

But musing only here ..of course....it appears too....in my process..one of many we all have..that this matter started to begin with, that Ted sounds like he is in a tad hurry..exit-citedly smiley to leave us.
An anagram of Extstance is exit stance..
I am sure that his reference to lost companion were the massive Layoffs that occurred since CARAT no longer had the Dell account and WPP came into the mix..lots of processes went out the window
There is more bizarre drama in that area than you will find in ufology anyhere.

The tree is no longer there as it fell during a storm in the summer of 2010. The stump was removed a week after the tree fell. As I sat there, I began to verbally ask the following questions. “ I HAVE RETURNED, ARE YOU HERE?
I am sure that fox tree is dead..no chance for renewal of anything..Even warners dropped the process turned element.
Where does Johnny "Apple Bobbing: Seed go now?
I like his process though..Lev is right..Funny as hell.!! cheesy

"Hello..can you hear me now?"..Hello..can you hear me now..I loved that annoying Ad wink Committment to excellence as these were to tenacity.
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« Reply #551 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 4:24pm »

Life goes better with mentos ETHOS!

Could not resist. tongue embarassed
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« Reply #552 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 4:52pm »

LOL Ketter.hahaha that is what Hoaxers use as their breakfast of champions..they eat a serving of that , put on the wristbands, then spray this on just .before they go to work on us.
If I didn't know better I would swear you wrote this one.
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« Reply #553 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 5:20pm »

Dang KLatt hahaha..I think maybe that was the Big Event..Ted coming out with that... Wish he would have done a news conference like the Hastings..It's not right we should be hogging all the Laffs grin ..Humor needs to be shared!
So far DRT has been worked over by Walter, Robert..(special kudos to him) and now Ted..it's not right we should be hogging all the Laffs' grin ..Humour needs to be shared!
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« Reply #554 on: Oct 7th, 2010, 5:24pm »

on Oct 7th, 2010, 4:52pm, Sysconfig wrote:
I think I'm on the Bizarro Supermans home world ..somebody pinch me please.!
grin


I went out and bought a couple of those Bizarro figures a couple of years ago. Inside joke at work.

Yes, we are there especially with Lev teaching the principles of gravity over at DRT. rolleyes

You can't make this stuff up, I swear it.


I gotta figure out who this "OLTISSIS" dude is.
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