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« Reply #690 on: Oct 30th, 2010, 11:54pm »

Thank you, thank you, thank you Doubles.
Good heavens, a mountain lion! They do have voracious appetites, I am certain that's what we have here , that dreaded black cat and all. Its not safe to leave the house anymore! I saw on the tele where if you bang on some pots the sharp noise will make them flee. I keep one right near our door , just in case.

One winters night, as I lay in bed fast asleep, next to my hubby, I was awakened by a strange noise , like a growling in the low frequency range. within seconds I detected a sulfurous odor in the air. I tried to nudge my hubby awake. Miles, Miles wake up! I said. But he wouldn't move as if paralyzed. I got up from the bed and checked the outside but there was nothing there. Just a tree branch wrapping against the window.
I then returned to bed, and checked to see if Miles was alright. He was, thank God. By then the strange odor had dissipated.
I have no earthly explanation for the events that night, but it left me wondering what is out there or worse, what is in my house.?
Should I have reported that you think?, as I see all manner of things reported here.

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« Reply #691 on: Oct 30th, 2010, 11:57pm »

Sounds like that might have been Lev. He has some strange hobbies.
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« Reply #692 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 12:21am »

Indeed it was a maliferous and palpable odor, It certainly took away my breath. Gasping I was really. The next few nights I lit some incense at my statue of Buddha I keep on the dresser, and pulled out my King James version of the Bible, a rosary, and placed Japanese prayer beads under our pillows. One needs all the firepower at ones disposal in such matters. With the Devil, or his agents, like Lev, one can never tell where he will spring or emanate from. I think you are spot on.
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When everyone has a taste of my monkey PlumThrashed Banana pudding, it certainly will raise the devil I am sure!
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« Reply #693 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 01:11am »

My Dearest Klattunictar, Indeed it is
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"They say when you get old you lose your mind, what they don't tell
you is you won't miss it" grin
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« Reply #694 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 01:26am »

on Oct 31st, 2010, 01:11am, MrsPlimpkin wrote:
My Dearest Klattunictar, Indeed it is
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"They say when you get old you lose your mind, what they don't tell
you is you won't miss it" grin



ROFL..... laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Totally hilarious!!
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« Reply #695 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 02:37am »

Thank you Luv and Klatunictar
Myself and our dog Winston know all too well
about dentures. Recently I was teaching him to chase drones, and not having a proper model , as they are found only in paper form, I chose a frisbee instead.
He was doing superbly, then suddenly this happened.
This a a dramatization as I did not have a camera at the time, and had left it in the glove compartment of my wheel chair.
It seems my dog was not alone.
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I don't recommend this if you have an elderly dog.
Poor Winston, he was always so eager to please. cry
Well, I shan't keep you any longer, have to make a late breakfast.
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« Reply #696 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 03:47am »

on Oct 31st, 2010, 02:37am, MrsPlimpkin wrote:
Thank you Luv and Klatunictar
Myself and our dog Winston know all too well
about dentures. Recently I was teaching him to chase drones, and not having a proper model , as they are found only in paper form, I chose a frisbee instead.
He was doing superbly, then suddenly this happened.
This a a dramatization as I did not have a camera at the time, and had left it in the glove compartment of my wheel chair.
It seems my dog was not alone.
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I don't recommend this if you have an elderly dog.
Poor Winston, he was always so eager to please. cry
Well, I shan't keep you any longer, have to make a late breakfast.


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You are hilarious MrsPlimpkin.... ummm is that a late breakfast or an early one for the next day.... laugh
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« Reply #697 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 12:29pm »

Happy Halloween!
Remember what we came from and
what we were all truly made for

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« Reply #698 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 3:08pm »

Halloween Bliss. smiley

I love watching all the Living Dead films. Dusk to Dawn last night and the great Halloween 3 "Season of the Witch" where all the little kiddies done adorn pumpkin masks from Silver Shamrock. The theme seems very familiar. undecided


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« Reply #699 on: Oct 31st, 2010, 3:10pm »

on Oct 31st, 2010, 01:51am, Klatunictobarata wrote:
I really feel so bad that they're not having nearly as much fun over on the droneteam, sad to say.


I stopped by there a couple of weeks ago, for the first time in a year or two. Yup, as you say, still depressing. I think some of those nuts actually believe their own BS. Like the tent city down by the river, not a place I want to hang around. Too bad they are not tolerant enough to let someone like Miss Plankton in. They don't know what they are missing!
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« Reply #700 on: Nov 1st, 2010, 03:04am »

Oh you ever so the rascal you Doubles Klatunectar, and Katterfelto fret not over those sour so and so's. Perhaps, if they turned the drones into a comic book they would fare better. Wait! Maybe we can, why them? Our Rabbit was followed in and out of so many holes, It boggles the imagination. Pellets here, pellets there, pellets everywhere!
If we can fashion a friendly rabbit, a brave warrior rabbit like this one
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thrashing its way through the seemingly endless compost we may very well have a runaway hit. A Dark Horse so to speak amid all that other rubbish so prevalent in print media. Little wonder our childrens brains are turning to mush. I do so worry about them.cry
With Katterfelts amazing talents (let's not be shy Katterfelto, You Are The Man) why inserting the Drones will be as you say there a cinch! We can even add our own variants, one each week. Let the readers participate and send in their own, just like an Alienware contest! If you read their corporate history, they started with almost nothing. You are in America, a country where the possibilities are endless! Oh my juices are running at the thought of it! You all could be the Horatio Algers of comicdom, so to speak

We can have the readers on pins and needles waiting for the next issue whilst our cash registers make that sweet oriental music : ching ching, ching ching
Of course, I can't be very active as I am severely limited, a small stipend so I may finish my days in peace, and have Winston and Miles provided for.
What do you think? laugh
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« Reply #701 on: Nov 1st, 2010, 07:53am »

Yeah! We have a samurai ninja rabbit but he needs an unlikely sidekick. How about a flea bitten stray dog who isn't too bright but is extremely loyal, and always seems do dig up just what the pair needs to combat the mutant alien men in black who are bent on ending civilization as we know it by infiltrating the treasury department and causing all manner of intricate and obscure mayhem? And some zombies. Gotta work some zombies in there somehow if we hope to get anywhere. Oh, yeah, we have the zombie drones that have been eating brains for over three years now. Duh! How could I forget that? Uh-oh.

We advertise on ATS, C2C, and various short wave stations across the country. Can't miss!

I'm off to get some custom shirts made. We can't be visiting the movers and shakers of the, er, what, comic industry? without some decent duds. This polyester is pretty irritating anyway.
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« Reply #702 on: Nov 1st, 2010, 09:08am »

May I just say, When you dress Admiral, you are dressed to kill!

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Can we include those Ham Radio operators, I understand Art bell is one too. If a nuclear war every broke out the may be our last means of communication. Reminds me of Virgil's Atomic Susie for some reason. By the way, that Dark Horse production, what a coincidence, is selling their site internal astronaut.com They seem to have added more alien letters than ever throughout their works. And Elijah, oh dear, Samiel Melcheznik , the reincarnation of Elijah Unrantian prophet and Isaacs and Yahwehs high priest of old has not been seen lurking anywhere. Just his pet.Perhaps he is in between wash and rinse spiritual cycles. Or just in transit recycling through the Hydraton vacuum tube assembly.
Most peculiar, very peculiar indeed.
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« Reply #703 on: Nov 1st, 2010, 09:19am »

you are so familiar, I can only guess. That is if I cared.
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« Reply #704 on: Nov 1st, 2010, 09:42am »

Awww, Necto dropped his ice cream in the sand, poor baby.
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Perhaps we can replace it with another? Here my dear, From Rendlesham Dairies your most favourite flavour, Assclown Delight Supreme,
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Enjoy!!. grin
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