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« Thread started on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:31pm »

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News flash folks, just off the wire.


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We now know the so called “trash can” saucer invasion was a hoax and many here in the “media” are investigating to find the culprit. Someone reported an alien was seen flying the craft (and released a photo to prove it)… but that report has turned out to be incorrect, as all of the reported sightings of the craft are confirmed to be bogus.

It is also known that disinformation is the on going force behind the old “trash can” saucer invasion hoax. The hoaxer apparently has infiltrated the “media” and is doing his best to convince investigators there is something legitimate to the bogus sightings.

We will break in with more on the subject as crosses the wire.

Mean while, rumor has it the so called “zombie invasion” is the real deal and it appears they are attempting to take over the world by using their evil influence.


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Some here at the station believe they are the culprits behind the so called “trash can” saucer hoax, but currently do not have enough evidence to prove the existence of these zombies.

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:32pm »

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After reading stories about the “trash can” saucer scare, Mrs. Olsen of North Basin has reported to local law enforcement that she fully believes aliens have taken her trash can and replaced it with a “trash can” saucer that fully imitates a normal trash can in every respect. She and a neighbor conducted experiments on the object, such as flinging the object into the sky to see if it would fly. The empty trash container could not fly, but it was noticed that the object was strangely undamaged upon impacting with the ground. Mrs. Olsen claims this is proof the object is made from un-Earthly and exotic materials. She also noted the weird absence of any trash odor to the object. “My trash can was just nasty… and it reeked to high heaven,” said Mrs. Olsen “as all of my neighbor’s trash cans do. This is proof positive of this thing not being from this world.”

Well folks, this gets stranger by the minute… we’ll have more News as it comes over the wire.

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« Reply #2 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:32pm »

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Well folks, the saga continues as investigators were finally successful in locating Mr. Olsen of North Basin.


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When contacted, Mr. Olsen was a bit perplexed about the whole affair. “I do not understand what all of this fuss is about,” stated Mr. Olsen, “I bought that durn thing last week… it was the best impact resistance trash can they had there at S-mart. Heck, anybody can get one of these things, they’re back in the garden section by the ole ‘maidher sticks.” Mr. Olsen was also heard to mutter something about telling that old so-in-so to keep her nose in her own business.

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:33pm »

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Back to the Olsen story… rumor has that Mrs. Olsen is quite upset and has been “sniping” on her husband lately. Mr. Olsen was unavailable for comment on what are said to be cheap shots fired his way.

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:34pm »

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More on the Olsen story… rumor has it the tension in the Olsen household continues to be on the rise. According to neighbors, Mr. Olsen tied Mrs. Olsen’s red tong to a stick and stuck it in their front yard. Mr. Olsen told the neighbors that when he was in the military, a red flag like this was called ‘Maggie’s drawers.” It is said that Mrs. Maggie Olsen was none to happy about the whole affair and was over heard to wonder what possessed Mr. Olsen to do such a thing.

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:35pm »

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Just to show you that fact is stranger than fiction… Mrs. Olsen held a News conference today, claiming her husband is a zombie… that he substituted her trash can with the strange alien device she told law enforcement about... and she claims she can prove it.


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She said “He has all of the signs of being a “real live” zombie… have you seen Bubba lately? He’s shown odd behavior lately, he is slow moving, lurching, and he does very little around the house.” She also stated “He is always telling me what to think, what to say, what to do… and now he keeps telling me to mind my own business. Now, doesn’t that sound like a classic world dominating zombie to you? And besides, he admits he swapped out the trash containers.”

I am sure there will be more of this lurid tale to follow folks, and we will let you know about it as soon as the News breaks.


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« Reply #6 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:36pm »

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Now it is hitting the News reels folks, it has people asking… are our trash cans being replaced with alien devices like Mrs. Olsen’s?



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« Reply #7 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:36pm »

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News footage reportedly on “trash can” saucers crashing into a crowd of people (in a reportedly botched alien abduction attempt):




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« Reply #8 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:37pm »

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As a follow up to the Olsen story, it was reported things ware getting out of hand in the Olsen household… Mrs. Olsen called Bubba a zombie and Mr. Olsen called Maggie a witch (or at least it sounded like that). But it appears the marital spat is now over. Mr. and Mrs. Olsen were last seen at a costume party last night, and they were dressed as… you guessed it, a zombie and a witch. Go figure. Apparently, marital bliss is back in for the Olsen family and it was all just a misunderstanding over the purchase of the new trash can.


Through the grapevine, it is said some of the best minds over at UFOCB are analyzing the “trash can” saucer photos. We will break any findings to you as soon as they come in.

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:38pm »

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Alien “trash can” abduction caught on camera (people barely escape with their lives):




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« Reply #10 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:39pm »

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Reportedly leaked secret government test of captured alien “trash can” device that goes terribly wrong:




It has some officials wondering?

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:40pm »

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Well the initial photo analysis of the now famous “trash can” saucer is in.


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Daffy, Radical and a number of other experienced folks have concluded the hoaxer created a pure white background photo and simply cut and pasted a trash can in to it. Further proof of this is seen when an anonymously submitted “copy cat” photo suddenly appeared on the internet.


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Daffy pointed out, “You see, it is the exact same photo with a different trash can… it is just that easy to do.”

As to the videos… “they are all just normal trash cans, except for the last one (the leaked secret video), it is CGI.”

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:41pm »

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Well the controversy rages over the “trash can” saucer photo and video analysis folks. Critics to the analysis are claiming all of the photos and videos are real, and if they aren’t, then there may be some truth behind all of them. And it there is no truth behind them, then they will not rest until the hoaxer is found.

I think they are especially angry over the copy cat photo with the “little green man.” We will let you know if there is any more breaking News on this story.


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« Reply #13 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 1:55pm »

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 5:51pm »

Now this is freekin'; hilarious!!

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